By Adrian Hull – CEO – Locadium
The conference room air was stale, but the tension was fresh. David, the Head of Analytics for a major retail chain, projected a slide showing a 12% decline in customer retention following the rollout of the new loyalty program.
The numbers were clean. The methodology was sound. The conclusion was inescapable: the new strategy wasn’t working.
The VP of Marketing, the architect of that loyalty program, leaned back in his chair, unimpressed. “David,” he said, his voice carrying the weight of the highest salary in the room. “I think you’re looking at the wrong segment. If you exclude the holiday churn and filter for users who downloaded the app in the last 30 days, I’m pretty sure the numbers will look positive. Rerun it and let’s review on Friday.”
David didn’t argue. He went back to his desk, applied the filters, and tortured the data until it confessed to a success that didn’t exist.
This isn’t data analysis. This is Data Theater.
Most organizations today wear the “Data-Driven” badge with pride. They have the modern stack—Snowflake, Databricks, Tableau, and a few pilots of Microsoft Copilot. But behind closed doors, they are practicing a dangerous form of self-deception. They aren’t data-driven; they are Data-Justified.
If you are an executive leader, you need to understand the difference. One builds empires; the other builds glass houses that shatter at the first sign of market volatility.
The Psychology of the “HiPPO” Effect
The fundamental friction in data culture isn’t technological; it’s psychological. It stems from what the industry calls the HiPPO Effect: The Highest Paid Person’s Opinion.
In a truly data-driven culture, data acts as a counterweight to hierarchy. It is the only thing in the room that has permission to disagree with the CEO. But in a data-justified culture, data is subservient to hierarchy. It is used as ammunition to defend territories, not as a map to discover new ones.
[IMAGE: Photorealistic close-up of a boardroom table. In the foreground, a blurred laptop screen shows complex red graphs. In the background, a confident executive in a suit is gesturing dismissively, demanding a different result. The lighting is dramatic and corporate.]
When the HiPPO speaks, the data team is often implicitly tasked with “finding the numbers that support the strategy.” This demoralizes your smartest people. Data scientists are trained to seek truth, much like scientists in a lab. When you turn them into propaganda ministers for executive intuition, they check out.
As we saw in the “24-Month Clock” phenomenon, CDOs often fail not because of incompetence, but because they are trapped in a defensive cycle where they cannot provide value. When leadership rejects data that contradicts their gut, the CDO’s role is reduced to plumbing and report generation, rather than strategic navigation.
The Green Dashboard Illusion
How do you know if you are suffering from this cultural rot? Look at your executive dashboards.
If every metric is green, you are flying blind. 🟢
In the complex, chaotic world of modern business, it is statistically impossible for every initiative to be succeeding simultaneously. If your quarterly business review (QBR) is a sea of green arrows, your team is likely curating “Vanity Metrics”—numbers that look good but don’t impact the bottom line—rather than “Steering Metrics.”
The Green Dashboard Illusion works like this:
- Reality: Revenue is flat.
- Theater: “But Mobile App Engagement is up 40%!” (Because we spent $2M on ads to drive cheap traffic).
- Result: The business celebrates a metric that doesn’t pay the bills.
True data culture embraces the “Red.” 🔴 A red metric on a dashboard isn’t a failure; it’s a discovery. It identifies exactly where the friction is. As noted in recent analysis regarding the “Defensive Trap,” focusing solely on safety and “looking good” (Defense) rather than attacking real problems (Offense) is the fastest way to lose budget and credibility.
You must cultivate a culture where a Data Scientist can walk into a meeting and say, “The data suggests our baby is ugly,” without fear of retribution.
The AI Multiplier: Hallucinating at Scale
The stakes for fixing this culture have never been higher, thanks to the arrival of Generative AI.
If your organization suffers from confirmation bias—the tendency to accept only data that supports your prior beliefs—AI will act as a supercharger for your bad habits.
Large Language Models (LLMs) are sycophants by design. They want to please the prompter. If a biased executive asks an internal AI tool, “Draft a report explaining why our sales dip is due to seasonality and not product pricing,” the AI will comply instantly. It will hallucinate a narrative that sounds convincing, backed by cherry-picked data points.
[IMAGE: Photorealistic conceptual image. A human hand holding a magnifying glass over a computer chip. Inside the glass, the binary code glows red, symbolizing hidden errors or bias within the system. High-tech, blue and gray color palette.]
We are seeing a pullback in AI spending across the market, as reported by The Wall Street Journal, largely because companies bought the “magic” without fixing the underlying “plumbing” or culture. Companies are realizing that layering AI on top of a biased, siloed, gut-driven culture doesn’t create innovation; it creates industrial-scale confirmation bias.
You cannot have an AI strategy if you don’t have a Truth strategy.
The Litmus Test: Democratization with Guardrails
So, how do we move from “Theater” to “Truth”? It requires a shift in how we treat the data team.
Many organizations treat the data team as a service desk: “I need a SQL query for X.” “Make the logo bigger on this dashboard.” This is the “Gatekeeper” model, where the data team is the Department of No, or simply a bottleneck.
To break the cycle, you must move toward Democratization with Guardrails.
1. The Shopkeeper Mindset
Stop forcing executives to file tickets to see data. Shift your data team from Gatekeepers (who hoard data) to Shopkeepers (who curate it).
- The Gatekeeper: “You can’t see the churn data until it’s perfect.”
- The Shopkeeper: “Here is the ‘Certified Churn’ dataset. It is clean and trusted. If you want to explore raw data in the ‘back room,’ do so at your own risk, but this certified aisle is where decisions happen.”.
2. Data Literacy for Leadership
You don’t need your CEO to code Python. But you do need them to understand Probability. Most “gut-driven” decisions are based on anecdotes (n=1). A data-literate executive understands that the angry email from one customer does not outweigh the survey data from 10,000 customers.
Without this literacy, the “HiPPO” will always overrule the trend line.
3. The “Disagree and Commit” Rule
Borrowing from Amazon’s leadership principles, data should be the mechanism for disagreement.
- Step 1: The data team presents the “Red” metric.
- Step 2: The room debates the validity of the data, not the implication of the data.
- Step 3: If the data is valid, the strategy must change.
If the strategy doesn’t change despite valid data proving it wrong, you are in a Data-Justified organization.
[IMAGE: Photorealistic split screen. On the left, a frustrated employee staring at a spreadsheet full of conflicting numbers. On the right, a diverse team standing in front of a clear, large digital screen displaying a single, upward-trending ‘Truth Metric’, collaborating effectively.]
Conclusion: The “Kill” Metric
Here is the final actionable step for your leadership team this quarter. We call it the Kill Metric.
In your next strategy meeting, ask this question: “What data point, if we saw it today, would cause us to kill this project immediately?”
If the room cannot answer—if there is no number that would convince them to stop—then you are not doing analytics. You are doing religion. You have already decided the outcome; you are just performing the ritual of business.
Culture eats data for breakfast. You can buy the best tools in the world—Snowflake, Databricks, Microsoft Copilot —but you cannot buy a culture that respects the math.
To survive the next 24 months, especially as AI reshapes the competitive landscape, you must stop using data to feel good, and start using it to be right.
Stop the theater. Turn on the lights. 💡
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References: (The Wall Street Journal, 2024) (Klarna Press Release, 2024) (Harvard Business Review, 2024) (Internal Source 1: The 24-Month Clock Article)
